Even machines have feelings…
Reference: movie “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/07/the-naked-truth/
By the way, I’ve tasted baby food before and it sucks. Yuck!
Reference: movie “RoboCop”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/07/baby/
No Soup For You!!! 
Reference: movie “The Matrix”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/06/no-soup-for-you/
Love hurts… (T.T)
Reference: marvel heroes “Wolverine“, “Magneto“, “Juggernaut” and “Jean Grey”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/06/broken/
But she’s still hot!
Reference: Marilyn Monroe
https://american-otaku.com/2009/06/gone-with-the-wind-ii/
I love Disney movies. All except for one: “The Hunchback of Notre Dame.” In the animation, Quasimodo endangers his life to save Esmeralda, but she hooks up with Phoebus, who didn’t do jack sh*t. And what does Quasimodo get? A hug of acceptance from the villagers. Dude, what kinda message are we sending to the kids? No matter how nice you are, if you are ugly you can never hook up with your dream girl? Damn…
Reference: novel “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/04/blind-date-iv/
Yeah, I always wondered what that blue pill really was…
Reference: medication “Viagra”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/04/blue-pill-ii/
Our pasts always catch up to us.
Reference: movie “The Lake House”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/04/blast-from-the-past/
Loud AND deadly… Is it possible?!
Reference: game “Street Fighter”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/04/gone-with-the-wind/
I hate it when somebody takes the last cookie… Especially if it’s a chocolate chip cookie!!!
Reference: movie “The Usual Suspects”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/04/suspect/
Yeah, I had a similar reaction when I first heard of this unusual side effect. I was thinking, “Hmmm… That doesn’t sound too bad.” 
Reference: medication “Viagra”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/04/blue-pill/
And you thought taking off your shoes was a pain in the booty.
Reference: superhero “Iron Man”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/04/security-check/
Oompa?
Reference: children book “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and movie “Ghostbusters”
https://american-otaku.com/2009/03/smore/
